Mehtaphors

This used to be the most rational Yankee fan and most irrational Jets/Knicks fan's blog now it's just a Twitter account yelling at the clouds

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HIATUS https://t.co/YXjg4AhxpR

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ESPN, FOX: Use their power to create Super Conferences in which mediocre teams can skate by beating up on other mediocre teams

ESPN: The Big Brands are not in the Playoff!

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Not a true ball knower

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

This picture made me go wtf

Herbert and Nix played against each other in college and Herbert has been in the NFL for 5 seasons

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

This

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Experts should have won!

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Go Brooks!

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@JFisher218 @JeffDLowe Andy Enfield left USC for SMU, wouldn't have left for them if SMU was still in the AAC.

Muss went to USC, opened up opportunity for Arkansas to get Cal

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Desert Dub.

#RepBX

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.@ktsharp what is the Yankees record when they scored first compared to the rest of the MLB?

[Julia Shumway | jmshumway.bsky.social @JMShumway]

Psst east coasters and national media: the wildfire smoke and bad air quality you’re experiencing now have been a summertime constant on the west coast for years. Hope you’ll think more about the huge swaths of the country that exist west of New York.

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Someone call @DidiG18 and have him bat with five on base in the top of the second #Yankees

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@BarstoolBigCat If Notre Dame wins it. Is it an honorary title for B1G Cat?

[Woody Johnson @woodyjohnson4]

Week 1 tickets vs. Buffalo are going fast, so I’ve got two to give away to a lucky fan.

Follow and retweet for your chance to win.

Rules: https://t.co/JL5our1IBD
#BUFvsNYJ #Sweepstakes

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@Lante_69 @Return_Of_RB @LargeBarstool @AnneMcCarthy You just proved you're not a real #Ryder

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade compensation, per sources:

Jets get:
🏈Aaron Rodgers, pick No. 15, a 2023 5th-rd pick (No. 170).

Packers get:
🏈Pick No. 13, a 2023 2nd-rd pick (No. 42), a 6th-rd pick (No. 207), a conditional 2024 2nd-rd pick that becomes a 1st if Rodgers plays 65 percent of the plays.

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@short_porch When is the first episode of the year? @BarstoolHubbs @TomScibelli

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@Jared_Carrabis Tweet through it bud, it'll get better

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The guy with the biggest fine in SEC history now all of a sudden has flipped a free agent? We need a federal investigation!

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Breaking: Carlos Correa and the Mets have a deal. $315M, 12 years.

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@RichCimini It really isn't

[New York Jets @nyjets]

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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I have a GOTY play I want to make official for tomorrow.

I will release it when this tweet gets 1k retweets. I also will be venmo’ing $100 to 5 random people who reply and show me a receipt, has to be purchased after this tweet

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