meiara🌱

so you’re here to stalk me

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

Some girls party, some girls turn into dr.phil. 🙂

[Indy500Pics @Indy500Pics]

The overalls say 'God Bless America,' but the fanny pack says 'Don't Ask Questions.'

[beth @bethleeeeeeee]

your honor that bitch is a weirdo

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

You forgot to show the part where I wanna kill myself for two days

[RIYAHT @riyahtshai]

I know pickles hate to see me coming

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Let me grab another water before going to my room”

The room :

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

Me: *Drinks 3 cups of coffee*

Also me: googling heart attack symptoms

[nova @comfypill]

wdym its not normal to throw up, have a panic attack, and want to kms because i think someone is mad at me

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

This didn’t age well

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Great to be in Nevada earlier this week.

Nevadans played a key role in electing me in 2020, and they’ll do it again in 2024.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Joe Biden is going to be so mad when he wakes up from his nap this afternoon to find out he dropped out of the race.

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

Go home, you’re drunk

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I banned assault weapons once.

When I’m re-elected, I’m going to do it again.

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

I cannot wait for the day my daughter and her friends show my husband and I their dance routine they made up in the basement while we try not to burst into laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

I can deal with A LOT of shit on my own…but a tornado ISN’T ONE OF THEM😤

[tantan @_stillethan]

the disrespect was so loud but the apology didn't make any sound

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

No but fr

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

i’m not a girls girl when it comes to stupid bitches tbh

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

Milo & Otis really fucked me up as a kid tbh

[Bonnie ✮ @Babybonnieee]

A movie you found so disturbing, you never want to watch it again ???🤔

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

Being actually excited asf ab my birthday this year was NOT on my bingo card but I’m here for it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

don’t tell anyone about your plans until it’s done 😂

[meiara🌱 @meiaraschaefer]

When Hannah Montana Said

“This is the life. Hold on tight. And This is the dream. It’s all I need”

I did in fact NOT feel that.