Michelle Eickmeyer

Idea haver, problem solver & creative thinker. Wanna be world traveler. Language enthusiast. Genealogy nerd. Home reno project lover.

[Michelle Eickmeyer @meickmeyer]

@Austin071790481 @GoogleMyBiz it's been nearly a month - how do we get it un-suspended?

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@googlemybiz 2nd attempt - we need HELP! Acct with 1300+ 4-stars suspended. HUGE impact on revenue. Need help!

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@GoogleMyBiz Early Nov, team member made 2 changes back to back: hours & address (we bought biz +4yrs ago) 1 successful, 2nd was suspended. Abt 11/10, mrktg mgr went in to resolve, still suspended. About 11/12, I went in to investigate, inadvertently made new profile. SEO tanks...

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@DetroitLionsPro The @Lions *can* hold a mobile quarterback. #7sacks

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Can’t wait to hear @AndrewWhitworth say the @Lions ARE that good after the comments last week @fitzandwhit

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@Lions can we get a decibel reading?

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That @amazon can just silently change your delivery time SIX TIMES IN A DAY is a power no one should have. Why can’t I have a say in when it shows up?! I will never want a delivery after 3pm, FYI

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When you’re apx 12 minutes behind but afraid to ff to live because @netflix cannot keep it together…. And it’s way past your bedtime 🥺

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Another assassination attempt against @realDonaldTrump? Do t worry, @ABC is still running their Emmy red carpet coverage

Seriously. 🤢🤬

Last week I thought I couldn’t be more disappointed in them. I was wrong.

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Couldn’t be more disappointed in the new @vitalproteins paper container. Leaving a +$30 tub I can’t seal in our 2nd home? Zero confidence it won’t spoil. Why did I throw the old one out?! This is worse than when they stopped including a scoop!

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Imagine if #trump convinced his boss, the current prez, to drop out of his reelection, became a nominee w/o a single “common American” vote, refused to hold any1 accountable for near assassination of a rival, refused to answer media questions… WHY are dems not OUTRAGED?

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Um… no dressing, no add ins…. Cannot recommend @DoleSunshine sweet corn chopped

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When you hear @mirandalambert a new song and would have lost all of your money if someone bet you that the words weren’t “ain’t in the Kansas City morgue.” #cantunhearit. It’s giving Starbucks lovers all over again!
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#aintinkansasanymore
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Excuse me, @Apple. Family member currently doing field research in Pilar, Paraguay. Curious why you have one, generic location for the entire country in the weather app.

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Never have I ever had such an exhausting, frustrating and long check out. About 25 minutes in. Same couple checking out in front of me. Same. Couple. Way to go @IKEA_Canton

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when 95% of the #youtubers you watch start wearing @onXmaps gear, and then you see a job posting you'd be perfect for ... is it a #glitch or a #sign?

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Watching the @Lions at home in southern Michigan… @peacock why are all my ads for Seattle? Lovely, but we for sure don’t live there…

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OMG. Every researcher on #twobearsonecave needs to be fired. Suggesting a SINGING contest with @newheightshow … who just had the #1 song on iTunes and @JasonKelce wrote an original song… keep working on it @bertkreischer

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@UWMadGSEd what is the application deadline for new students in integrative bio ms? Tried to find it on the site — can’t find it. TIA

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How you learn that the X app has given you another account instead of logging you in with your actual account. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@f1 @fisalpine

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Hey @F1 @fisalpine is it al-PINE or al-PEEN? I think the latter… confirm? #factcheck @newheightshow