Meeks🍊

ADHD has me in a chokehold

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Meeks🍊 @meikothesatsuma]

@j_swizzle_123 @kubaswift @Colgate she is AI

[Based.md @BasedMedical]

my girl asked me to take out the trash today

I said you’re not supposed to do that on Lunar New Year / CNY

“But we’re not even Chinese”

bruh how am I supposed to be chinesemaxxing in these conditions

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

@gamestop You're making fun of yourself and how preditory your core business model is? Weird play.

[Meeks🍊 @meikothesatsuma]

Honestly the fact that there isn’t a skip button for all the bs data packet mini games is diabolical. Give it a rest Ubisoft

[Meeks🍊 @meikothesatsuma]

@duolingo there is no way you just reset my streak from 600+ days to zero. Bro I didn’t even miss a lesson or use a freeze?????

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

[🦎🇻🇳amber {SS03 VETERAN} 🐉 @amber_a_bi]

when i used to to work at starbucks i would have shifts that start at 3pm and my friends would be like "well we can get lunch before then?" and i would be like "no you don't understand i can't"

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK people: it’s a bit warm innit

Americans: WARM?????? THAT’S NOTHING 😤😡 MY HOUSE IS 110F ON A COLD DAY 😎 EVERY MORNING I STEP OUTSIDE AND THE SUN INSTANTLY VAPORISES ME 🔥I HAVEN’T SEEN SHADE SINCE ’03 😩 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Why are you so political?”

Me: Pixar

[🫧 morgan ✨ @itsdrsweetheart]

not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos

[Atom Heart @AtomHearte]

@theserfstv Oh this is some GOOD shit