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ShuangMeiMeng (Xue Meng, Mei HanXue & Mei Hanxue) quotes from peak novel #二哈和他的白猫师尊

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In the time it took for a spark to fly off of a piece of flint, the green-eyed man that had fought with him earlier had blocked a killing move for him.

The disciple squinted his eyes, "A traitor has appeared in the Taxue Palace? You want to stand together with the Sisheng Peak?"

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Hearing the commotion, the man did not turn around but sighed, "You’re here?"

"Here I am."

"I’ve been waiting a long time for you."

Mei Hanxue couldn’t help but laugh out loud. "Ziming, why are you saying such things?"

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"Mei Hanxue! You damn mutt! Why the hell is it you!!"

It was Xue Meng, darting over to stand under Mei HanXue’s sword even as he kept yelling, tilting his head back to curse, "Of all the people out there, Kunlun Taxue Palace sent your unreliable ass?!"

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Because Xue Meng, gobsmacked at having been suddenly grabbed by the waist, wasn't able to adequately defend against this trick. He was pulled foward, and was thrown against Mei Hanxue, sending them both tumbling.

"Fuck!"

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"Spare Taxue Palace. Let them go, let Mei Hanxue go… I was the one who tried to kill you that time. Just kill me, leave everyone else out of it."

Mo Ran couldn’t help but laugh. "Are you negotiating with me?"

"No." Xue Meng’s eyes were hollow as he said, "I’m begging you."

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The Mei brothers kowtowed to the benefactor and his wife, while Xue Meng stood to the side with his eyes closed. He did not say anything.

When the ceremony was over, Mei Hanxue stood up and patted his shoulder.

"Ziming, you will be a good Sect Leader."

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Mei Hanxue was silent for a moment, and smiled: "Are you really so unwilling?"

"Bullshit!"

"Rude." Mei Hanxue smiled again, and nudged Mei HanXue with his elbow, "Ge, look at him. Isn't he fun?"

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Stuttering, Xue Meng said: "What are you doing? I was kidding, it's not like I've actually done that. I, I have always been upright, never b-bullying the weak..."

"Of course." Mei Hanxue said with a smile, "You are the best."

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Goddamn dashixiong! If he’s so easy, how come he hasn’t gotten syphilis?! I’m willing to give ten years of my life so that he’d get sores on his head, ooze pus from his feet, rotten nose and rotten eyes, let’s see who’d like him then, that despicable, shameless, obscene…

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"I could tell." Mei Hanxue paused, then suddenly smiled. "But you know, he gets so interesting when he's mad, so even though I really did mean to just give him a bit of happiness, in the end I couldn't resist how much he was provoking me."

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Xue Meng thought for a moment, and said: "...The best woman in this world is my mother."

Mei Hanxue shook his head internally, and raised his hand: "I agree with this statement."

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Xue Meng contradicted himself for a moment, looked at Mei Hanxue's smiling face, clenched his teeth, clenched his fists, and said: "Very beautiful? I think your kidney deficiency is almost the same! Mei Lang's kidney deficiency!"

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"Mei Hanxue! You damn mutt! Why the hell is it you!!"

It was Xue Meng, darting over to stand under Mei HanXue’s sword even as he kept yelling, tilting his head back to curse, "Of all the people out there, Kunlun Taxue Palace sent your unreliable ass?!"

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Then Mei Hanxue said, "Third place is very good, first…" He pursed his lips, walked over to Xue Meng, and said a few simple words into Xue Meng’s ear. "First place is too stupid."

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Hearing the commotion, the man did not turn around but sighed, "You’re here?"

"Here I am."

"I’ve been waiting a long time for you."

Mei Hanxue couldn’t help but laugh out loud. "Ziming, why are you saying such things?"

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Mei Hanxue had thought that he was drunk and that his brain was abnormal. But unexpectedly at this time, Xue Meng suddenly asked him, "Why did you save me?"