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[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@BatkinsRobert @giroreality Same thing I’m thinking. I even went back to read it again lol

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@_tea_anna I was a para in an autistic class. Had a student that was non verbal. He only talked to his grandfather lol

[Ike Reese @Ike58Reese]

A WIN is a WIN!!! #FlyEaglesFly 2-0

[Teri 🦅 @TeriS68]

26 ain’t been the same since….

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@elevatedbanks @Toribabieegirl It tells you what is using most of the storage

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@thenayvuiiiton Also do not like cooking.

[Danny LimeLight 🇵🇷 @DannyLimeLight]

No one celebrates Cinco de Mayo more than the ppl who don’t want Mexicans in the U.S.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Going to church every Sunday doesn’t make you a good person if you’re a cunt the other six days.

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@1ssve This. One of my former coworkers would email telling her why she would be out. I’m like why are you doing that?! lol

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@BrennanB44326 @biancaa_molina That’s not true. I got more back last year than this year.

[Bernard Taylor @BTForFL]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[🤷🏽‍♀️ @mekamac88]

@KeruboSk I never really got into make up or learned how to put it on so i never use it

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I wouldn't have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

FUN FACT: People who can’t communicate
think everything is an argument.

And people who lack accountability
think everything is an attack.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better.

[. @maceomulan]

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

[Jennifer Matthews @JennMatthews57]

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

March got somewhere to be

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@maternalgroyp @soaper410 @Shee_Astro Why