Tameka

Living my life in the friendly skies. I'm international baby!! Passport stay stamped!!!! A true southern hummingbird!!

[Cardi B | Updates @updatesofcardi]

Cardi B stuns in new ad for Zevia. 😍

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

This means SEAUX much to me.

THEE Black Britney Spears!

[Tameka @mekarowe]

@1MarKus_A Let me hold something
Hank

[Benny D. Greenheart @BennyGreenheart]

A hit in my black ass household 😂

[Benny D. Greenheart @BennyGreenheart]

I dunno why ….. but this one 😂

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

and what if I said this was the greatest confessional look of all time #RHOA 🍑

[Acyn @Acyn]

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

Barack Obama negotiated a deal with Iran that lifted sanctions on their country and exchange for international monitoring of their weapons program along with several other concessions.

Donald Trump came into office and unilaterally blew up that deal.

Now a decade leader in his second term, Donald Trump has without the approval of Congress initiated an unprovoked military attack on Iran, and in order to end said conflict is demanding Iran comply with a number of self serving proposals, many of which were already covered under Obama’s initial deal.

Did I leave anything out?

[P. Against The World🤘🏿🕊 @chillin662]

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23

She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24

Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method"

It took 90 years before her original research papers were found (1/2)

#FBA

[🚫📻❤️‍🩹 @NoRadioLuv]

This my shit tho 🤣

[Yo’ Favorite GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING Cousin @durandbernarr]

So I’m clear, it’s:

Mahogany March
Africano April
Melanin May
Juneteenth June
Jubilee July
Almond August
Serpentine September
Olive Oil October

Who finish this and/or add any suggestions?

[Forever Trill🇳🇬 🇰�� 🇧🇸 @mccauley318]

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[Tameka @mekarowe]

@reignofglitter Lol Tanesha not a customer. She’s the owner sister 🤣🤣 she been throwing hands like that all her life

[Cornbread Mafioso 🖕🏾 @Soulful1865]

LET THE UNCUT 🇺🇸 TRUTH BE TOLD....Shame the Devil.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Johnta Austin @johntalsr]

You never forget your first!

30 years ago today my first single as a songwriter was released. “Can’t Be Wasting My Time” by Mona Lisa! I remember the first time I heard this on the radio. It is a moment that I’ll never forget. #monalisa #cantbewastingmytime #mypenislegendary

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Always an adventure calling the IRS

Me: "Hi, I'm calling about penalty relief for my client. He's disabled and --"

Agent: "What's the account number?"

Me: "He lost his job. Couldn't afford to file. He has severe anxiety and --"

Agent: "I see. The penalty is $847. Next?"

Me: "His anxiety is documented. He's been struggling for years. He literally couldn't handle opening the mail from you guys."

Agent: "Understood. The penalty stands."

Me: "He's on disability income. This is going to hurt him badly."

Agent: "I hear you. Still $847."

Me: "He was literally unable to function during this period. His doctor can verify --"

Agent: "That's unfortunate. The penalty is assessed."

Me: "So there's nothing we can do? No hardship exception? No compassion?"

Agent: "Not without something to base it on, sir."

Me: *long pause*

Me: "I mean - unless I..."

Agent: "You could...."

Me: "Could what?"

Agent: "Well. You'd have to say it."

Me: "Say..."

Agent: "THE words, sir."

Me: "What words?"

Agent: "I can't say them for you."

Me: "It's not even a sure thing though. Could it work?."

Agent: "Only one way to find out sir."

Me: *long pause*

Me: "I'm going to say it."

Agent: "I'm bracing, sir."

Me: "First time penalty abatement."

Agent: "Excellent. Your client is eligible. I'm releasing the penalty now. We're all set."

Me: "Wait. That's it? Just like that?"

Agent: "Yes sir. The penalty is gone."

Me: "It's automatic?"

Agent: "Exactly."

Me: "So why all the drama? Why couldn't you just tell me?"

Agent: "Because most people don't understand how serious a decision it is to say THE words."

Me: "It's that serious? Why?"

Agent: "You just used your one shot."

Me: "What do you mean my one shot?"

Agent: "First time penalty abatement. You can only invoke it once per client. Ever."

Me: "...once?"

Agent: "That's right. Once... And then it resets again in three years."

Me: "Wait, it resets? So we can do this again in a few years?"

Agent: "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

[♪♪🎧ྀི ⋆.ೃ࿔🌸*:･♪♪ MetalFlowerz ♪♪⋆.ೃ࿔🌸*:･🎧ྀི♪♪ @WALASIA]

Daryl Hall was found guilty in court on this day ...

Guilty of having THAT SHIT ON!!

[⭐Jill Scott⭐ @missjillscott]

What???? After customs in Nashville. I guess ya’ll claim me. Nobody told me. 💋💋Thanks BNA. ✈️