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[CXVIII @1llicitBuck]

So Agatha been advertising a fake witches road for centuries to take other witches power. You might call her evil but I call her a business woman. I have to Stan! #AgathaAllAlong #AgathaAllAlongBash

[Thank you, but *no thank you* @mel2717]

Love how @girlscouts price gouge you for the uniform. A $12 service fee for the patches and then another $11 for shipping??? Wow.

[𝗸𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗲𝗲 ౨ৎ @virgify]

"planned entrapment" she thought babies were made from cakes two minutes ago

[Thank you, but *no thank you* @mel2717]

In the book, Penelope decides to quit Whistledown because she’s been doing it for 10 years and she’s a literal MILLIONAIRE in her time. Why was that story so wrong? If it’s women’s empowerment we’re looking for, she also offers Colin an allowance. #Bridgerton

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Eloise is awful in the #Bridgerton show. So different from the books. If I had a “friend” this awful, I wouldn’t want to talk to her ever again. Her character is ruining the show for me. @bridgerton @netflix

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Just heard @Starbucks discontinued the buttered popcorn. I am so sad. It was the go-to treat for my kids!

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@xotristaaa I keep missing movies for this exact reason. If we lived in the same city, I’d go with you

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@panerabread is your system ever going to come back up? I’m tired of holding on to my receipt from Saturday to get reward credit.

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@xotristaaa @TheSavBananas Resale should be capped at like 10% over asking price, if it’s allowed at all.

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@mikie1228 @disneytipsguy You can at Disney world too, but there is a stage show first thing in the morning so it’s closed

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Going to be interesting to see what she says about Toby Keith..

Without Toby Keith there wouldn’t be a Taylor Swift.. Toby signed her to his record label and gave her, her start..

Hope she recognizes that today.. like she should..

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

When is @taylorswift13 going to share some words about Toby Keith? The man who discovered her, got her the 1st record deal? Taylor, where are you today? #TobyKeith

[Thank you, but *no thank you* @mel2717]

@xotristaaa @POTUS Trista 😂😂😂

[maisie 💐 @ladeedahdahday]

the mean girls movie soundtrack isn’t bad the average listener would probably like it but when you’re familiar with the broadway version…😬

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@ChickfilA I placed a rather large order today and one of my sandwiches was missing. I double checked my receipt and definitely ordered the correct number.

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@xotristaaa @AMCTheatres I’m surprised you didn’t get them kicked out

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@erintaughtyou Agreed! Who would have thought? So disappointing for those who are not re-sellers and just want ONE.

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I love how all over the Valentine’s Day Stanley’s were sold out at the Erie @Target before it even opened today. Really disappointing for those of us who AREN’T resellers and play by the rules.

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I love my @FlutterHabit lashes but $7 for standard shipping on one box of lashes seems pretty steep. I was excited to use my $15 reward, but that shipping cost sucked out the joy.

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Remember when EVERYONE owned the board game #Cranium and then it suddenly disappeared from the earth?