Mel

Anti-bullying advocate. Sweeper of eggshells. Circus ticket taker.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

HE'S BACK ‼️

The Raptors are acquiring Kawhi Leonard from the Clippers, per @ShamsCharania 🦖

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[Mel @Mel_1245]

@FoxNews Trust no one

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

Interesting that monkeys don't like the stringy things on the banana either.

[Paul Magers @paulmagers]

Anyone know the Sunday hours for the Strait of Hormuz?

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Ofirah Yheskel @ofirahy]

unfortunately I cannot hear anything you’re saying unless it’s about summer house

[Unimpressed Ghost ❤️‍🔥🇨🇦 @unimpressedTO]

Me trying to explain the Summer House drama to my husband #SummerHouse

[Mel @Mel_1245]

@Andy This is a loaded ask!!!??!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Quick Summer House Controversy Update

[Page Six @PageSix]

Today goes down as one of the craziest days in Bravo history 🚨 https://t.co/zE3nUl2Qcn 📸: Bravo, Getty

[@jason @Jason]

Can someone show Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake the uber app?

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

So tomorrow is Monday again? WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS!

[Zack Peter @zackpeter]

🚨 Reacting to the BREAKING NEWS about Donna Kelce 🚨

[R @rnnyad]

since these gas prices r high asf now, my car will start Ramadan too this week, may God accept her fast

[Mel @Mel_1245]

@weekdayjokes And purse ibuprofen. And car ibuprofen

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

You know you're over 40 when you have "upstairs ibuprofen" and "downstairs ibuprofen"

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I was going to do laundry, but given we have the impending collapse of society, record inflation, AI replacing human intelligence, and possibly World War 3 with nuclear retaliation, I’m just going to sit on the couch with snacks and wait this one out.