Mel

Spongebob and the Amanda Show enthusiast. “If wishes were omelettes, we’d all be filled with cheese and small pieces of ham.” ✨

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

A man once loved me so much that he wrote me love letters and got me the Hubble Space Telescope coffee table book.
No, this man was not my fiancé.
And although he was probably not right for me
God damn, is this romantic as fuck

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

I’m not a doctor and my family never reached out to ask me how I’m doing or to grab a drink with me hahahahaha

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Might be top 10 videos of all time

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

I love how he knows he’s important

[gm @graxemeda]

The only relationship dynamic that works

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

I have an interview at 2 for a position that i really want
Need all the good luck i can get

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

@brianchaley @neeneeruth Yes, 40lbs!!!

[greta @haderrsnl]

GUYSS

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

@ghostamanita Yeah Yeah Yeahs 😌

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

First heartbreak is so real
I don’t think I’ve ever loved anyone as much as my high school sweetheart 😭

Yo but fuck him fr fr

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

Same

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

Puppy

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

Wish my mom could see how much i carry her with me.

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

The two wolves inside me are:
Lover girl vs father’s daughter

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

Dating is hard because i met another guy i really like and i have to mentally prepare for him to want to ghost me instead lol

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

These are also my favorite lmao

[Loser 🦇💙 @xXLIL_LOSERXx]

My favorite genre of fact is when animators or designers put one small, unnoticeable detail into a character or scene that can completely change some part of the them or world
Like giving an animal the wrong sex dimorphism for its gender
Or adding the TSA, meaning 9/11 is canon

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

he loves his hat

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

Me when men disappoint me lol
Just need one more heartbreak to go get my masters

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

So basically every relationship i form is doomed because the love of my life apparently lives in Russia??? LOL

[Mel @mel_dizzle04]

Been noticing that most male doctors are born in May
Someone prove me wrong?