smelly melly

[smelly melly @mel_dramatic_]

@michiforjoy @TRILLIgotBEATS @NFT_Ryan @yungmetronome @GrandTokamak Dickriding is a verb 🙏

[smelly melly @mel_dramatic_]

@lovergirlvinyl Hi I’m selling for pit 9/29!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bad Bunny speaks about his Super Bowl performance in Spanish at end of SNL monologue:

“If you didn’t understand what I just said, you have 4 months to learn.”

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

If you weren't a vegetarian until like 2020 then you wouldn't get it. You used to have to order a disgusting garden burger with carrots and shit sticking out of the patty, and your friends would laugh at you as it completely disintegrated in your hands.

[m ✧* @monfilmss]

[*dress* taylor swift playing]

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[Kolleen CH #1 KLUTE ENJOYER @KolleenCarney]

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

[dani @__daniellle__]

steven and taylor during the downfall of bellyjere

#TheSummerITurnedPretty #tsitp3

[kat @darlingods]

if i met someone outside a club in paris prepared to kill a man over a backpack and she explained how she just ran away bc her wedding was called off bc she was still in love with the brother while sipping on an aperol spritz i would’ve also wanted to keep her around

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

happy september 1st, the most productive night anybody has had in all of recorded human history

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

last night was so bagel… #Everything

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

[Mawce N’ Cheese ❤️‍🔥 @mawceroni]

TAYLOR SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS I REPEAT TAYLOR SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS

[nayo ⟢ @ponyexperiments]

things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate

[anika✨🕊️ @todallyanika]

one of the nurses couldn’t find a vein and then goes, “are you catholic?” to which I say, yes. then she goes “st anthony look around, something’s lost and can’t be found.”

never heard anyone ask st anthony to find a vein before.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

go Knicks baby

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[danny whizzbang @fatpizzza]

new pope from Chicago !?

[yay @ghoulhag]

they’re stanning church cardinals like kpop group members now, who the fuck is zuppi