Mel

:) East Coast West Coast. she/her

[Mel @mel_e3]

@yungbean01 Her new song goes hard in the gym

[Mel @mel_e3]

Just found out you can’t have a shrew for a pet,,, don’t text

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

huh??? oh sorry thought a bitch without a library card was saying something

[X @xiorabella]

Tried to be his love bug but he likes roaches

[Mel @mel_e3]

@yungbean01

[Mel @mel_e3]

@yungbean01 And u try to call me a furry Mrs hiss

[Mel @mel_e3]

Are you straight or do you eat reduced fat cheez itzs

[Mel @mel_e3]

@yungbean01 Maybe bc it’s both informative and punny

[Mel @mel_e3]

My roomates dog is smelling like an extreme corn chip rn

[Mel @mel_e3]

Was it the princess dress?😔🥺

[Mel @mel_e3]

I’ve never been so humbled as when I was explaining liquid lipstick to a boy in high school and he went “so, paint”

[Mel @mel_e3]

Tinder having a “smoker when drinking” option is so funny to me

[Mel @mel_e3]

I am 5 apples tall and my hobbies include baking

[Mel @mel_e3]

Gerard butler lowkey lookin like UPenn and I was obsessed with ps I love you when I was a child so now some things are making more sense

[Mel @mel_e3]

I miss ri****d

[Mel @mel_e3]

Maybe if you took one minute to explain some part of it to me I’d have understood

[Mel @mel_e3]

I want to make a crow friend

[Mel @mel_e3]

Gorging myself on vanilla sugar wafers not too be confused with vanilla wafers

[Mel @mel_e3]

Add back muscles to the list