my roommate told me that her grandma pulled the "you would be so much prettier if you stopped dyeing and chopping off your hair" and I've decided next time one of my aunties says the same to me I'm responding flat out "good I'm trying to look like a monster"
men really have some nerve trying to flirt with me while I'm on the clock like first of all it's just plain uncool for reasons that women have explained 5000 times and also don't try to tell me you think I'm "incredibly attractive" when I know for a fact that I look like...
I haven't slept since 2008 and I rolled out of bed 20 minutes before I left for work today I look like a goblin and that's exactly how I like it babey! now get lost I'm trying to find a girlfriend
all my friends are either too busy to do anything or assholes who never invite me to do anything and I haven't done anything actually enjoyable in months how do I make new friends when I'm almost 23
sansa tricking joffrey and making him think he should go outside the gates to fight, knowing he'll be in more danger and more likely to be killed, i'm SCREAMING. this girl has always been smart and known what was up, ya'll have just never given her credit
like it's probably gonna be longer" like are you for REAL why is everything run by the US government so inefficient fucking mailbox shortage like bitch you wanna complain about "Mexicans are taking our jobs" but you can't find enough people to BUILD A DAMN MAILBOX
so I have a shared mailbox at the end of the street and I'm not super vigilant about checking my mail unless I ordered something but somebody straight up busted open the back of it and I was like damn lmao well I'm sure it'll be fixed soon
so when is this shit getting fixed and he's like "well we thought it was gonna be six months" and already I'm like????? six (6) months???? and he's like "yeah we had a mailbox shortage" bitch WHAT??? make some more?? and then he's like "but actually now it's looking...
A2: There's definitely a benefit to dabbling in different forms of writing - you can always learn something! I'm an awful poet (truly atrocious) but some poetry techniques and knowledge have helped me turn into a pretty decent lyricist, for instance. #storysocial