what the hel

gave me cookie, got you cookie

[hayley🐞 @coffeeandacheck]

oh you like noah kahan? name every SSRI

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my parents at 26: okay, now that we are married & successful in our careers in education/law, time to buy a house & have kids

me at 26:

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[val @valyeeet]

they should invent a new kind of kitchen knife that doesn't whisper things to you

[Adriienne F @imadriienne]

#BryanKohberger #IdahoMurders #Idaho4 #IdahoStudentMurders

Sister of Kaylee Goncalves;

“Let me be very clear, if you hadn’t attacked them in their sleep in the middle of the night like a paedophile, Kaylee would’ve kicked your fcking ass”

DAMN Olivia Goncalves 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

not now kitten daddy is losing grip on reality

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Dog spread

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year

[jynx @jynxbby]

please don’t argue with me because the only difference between me & a psych ward patient is i’m at home

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight

[what the hel @mel_keller_]

words with double letters should not be in Wordle and I will die on this hill

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

in the clerb, we all fam

[anu @anuatluru]

the greatest life advice is hiding on reddit

[what the hel @mel_keller_]

@cassieglows @HarvestHerbs Morbid! I listen on 1.8 speed on Spotify cause they talk slower than I’d prefer but I’ve listened to every episode