Mel Raxant

Hypercube obsessive/bughunter/storm fan/hiker/kayaker/mountain biker/ astronomy and physics lover.

Still failing the Turing test.

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@autisticgardner Happy anniversary to you both! 🥳

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@autisticgardner Thankyou! They are really gorgeous. I’m more a veg grower myself but I have to admit I wouldn’t mind a few of those myself. The purple one is such a deep colour.

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Gardening tweeps! What is this red spiky plant, please? My mum got it as it looked nice but it had no tag

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@autisticgardner please can you help? 😘

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@BenjyNtheMonkey Thanks! I would usually have had more, but life got in the way. Enjoy yours!

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@PippaCrerar I honestly rekon he's sick of her, but can do nothing. I'm no fan of his, but still bet he gets on the phone to his mrs after work and bitches about Braverman until she hangs up.

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@DavidNewble @PippaCrerar They don't want to appear 'normal'.
They want to appear better than you, me, and all our pleb ilk.

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@DonnaBradshawCo @mikegalsworthy Yes to the flags. I used to be drawn to those, but now, probably irrationally, I find them quite the put off.

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@nicholascook 🤣

#old

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@implausibleblog She's talking to people who are on her side, no?
So they don't only lie to us, they lie to each other? 😳

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@zombiestitcher You have popped up just right! Saw one of these yesterday and was peering at it for ages trying to figure out what it was. Cheers!

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@SpillerOfTea @metpoliceuk Mate! I felt that from here!

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@nicholascook Bit at a time, that's how I'm going at it!

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@PrattStuff

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Was knocked out by the toxic fumes of dog farts in the bedroom to find someone's head propped up on my pillow

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@nicholascook 🥰

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@nicholascook ✊

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@DennisD74181301 @Exploding_Heads That got me 🤣