mel ✨

what am i DOING

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

she’s a 10 but she’s really just 3 mental illnesses in a trench coat

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

answer texts while manic and then disappear for 3 days that’s just… that’s just me baby

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PRETTY GIRL GET UGLY LIKE THIS

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Going to my little job while pedophiles run the world and masked men rampage through our streets kidnapping children because my heath insurance is tied to my job and I have to pay my bills

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

me to my dog: alright i’m stoned let’s go to the flea market

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

oh no, NOT THIS

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

halloween costumes
oblina / slutty witch

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

i do my own claws now

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

whoever is in Herkimer, NY trying to hack my twitter account:
1. I am NOT the one
2. today is NOT the day

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

oh this lineup looks incredible

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

In this order?

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Bring me hot men. Tonight

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

i wore it last week to my first ART session & my therapist loves it

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

did not wear my “i am insane” shirt to my dbt intake however i did put on a slutty little crop top so we good

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

@ibsignorer we love to see it

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Not a joke

[mel ✨ @mel_sassbug]

i went to my lgs and some dude was like “do you have an iron deficiency?” which is a wild opening line