Melissa Armstrong

distracted by sparkly things...

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

En garde, bunnyrabbit. @ Invicta Sports Club https://t.co/YEIku0vgrg

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Misty morning. @ Atlanta Marriott Marquis https://t.co/901ePcJcw7

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Looking up. @ Atlanta Marriott Marquis https://t.co/t5jzpVp3CS

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Momo makes a friend. https://t.co/n9UtqXpCzy

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#snowday by Jughead. (Let’s be honest, this is #everyday by Jughead.) https://t.co/sbvlZ17Ugx

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Visitor in camouflage. #fluff https://t.co/bturO1foYL

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Christmas Eve vibes. https://t.co/ognMMrRVqs

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#elfbastard is ready for vacation. #elfontheshelf #melekalikimaka #aloha https://t.co/qK0qfIYq7g

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

I don’t wanna brag or anything... but this is my actual tape dispenser. https://t.co/muDDRjgQKg

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#elfbastard has provided movie night necessities. #elfontheshelf https://t.co/jcJskeZitH

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#elfbastard is giving a recital for some locals. #elfontheshelf #littlepiano #madpikachu https://t.co/6DECr2gf58

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

My office Christmas decorations are better than your office Christmas decorations. #marriottintl… https://t.co/BY4BNIgvaQ

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#elfbastard is takin’ care of business. #elfontheshelf #northpoletimes #hershey https://t.co/WUjeR0Inkp

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#elfbastard is up against a formidable apple cider pong team. #elfontheshelf https://t.co/WpFzqltkp7

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Santa approved of her battery-operated Christmas lights necklace. Then she asked him for stuffed… https://t.co/5vPcE1Ipar

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

#elfbastard has joined the Life and Death Brigade. #inomniaparatus https://t.co/ZWl2gby0ea

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Christmas at the U.S. Botanic Garden, featuring American landmarks made out of plant matter… https://t.co/y5kHc9bjgQ

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

Paying their respects to the dead ducks, by chanting “deeeeead DUCKS!” @ Chinatown Archway https://t.co/JuoNk5BAae

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

First official day of Christmas break and #elfbastard is ready for a quiet morning of reading… https://t.co/l1UBnWwxMe

[Melissa Armstrong @mel_thirteen]

LIT. (Prepare for my bowling skills, Bethesda. Strikes and gutter balls and nothing in between.)… https://t.co/HOCGOgE0cQ