Mel “The Toucher” Tucker

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Broke no contact with the ex wife after 5 months, I don’t think this shot is going in #yearning

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

My girlfriend wants to go on a golf date but I absolutely suck, what’s the move here

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

The more my girlfriend tells me about her friends the more worried I get #fuck

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Parmesan cheese, dots pretzels, double AP. #goodnight

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

McDonel dorm dox

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Two guys tanning together in the field outside of IM east #phags

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Logging back into the burner after a couple months

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Nothing like getting geeked at 3 pm while doing homework #spartaneducation

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Welp looks like Mel is gonna have to lock in soon

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Some girl in my micro lecture pulled out a crossword book instead of doom scrolling the whole lecture, might be the most automatic expand I’ve ever seen

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Yeah this burner might suck ass and I never post but at least I got one banger #OneAndDone

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Situationships might be a top 3 worst experience of all time

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

@oescalanteo I’d be lying if I said you’re wrong

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

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[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Broke no contact with the ex wife after 5 months, I don’t think this shot is going in #yearning

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

@SSsupersoldier

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

@pledgemicheal This could play Michael

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

@kameron_KOALA21 Indeed Kameron, always gotta keep shooting

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

@jmcnichol1969 Thank you James, I always try to keep shooting

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

The two girls I’ve been talking to recently found out about each other, Mel might be cooked here

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Broke no contact with the ex wife after 5 months, I don’t think this shot is going in #yearning

[Mel “The Toucher” Tucker @mel_toucher]

Pregame with wine might be the move