Princess Melda

No underwear, no wedgies

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

“Yo I got 3 rockstars in my fridge, you tryna split one with me”

-John Prout, right now

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

I would like everyone who thinks Taylor Swift is a lyrical genius to consider that Hanson used "mmmbop" as both an adverb and just a cute lil thing

in an mmmbop they're gone, in an mmmbop they're not there

mmmbop ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

@astronautelaine .....

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Petition to stop calling young children or dogs “chicken nuggets”

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Leaving Gerald’s I hit a large pothole and immediately thought “it’s ok cause I just got new tires” and I think that pretty much sums up my main problem in life

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

Pretty insensitive of people to be advertising for the holidays when I am still financially recovering from summer

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it's interesting that I have not yet learned overdoing it on Sundays leads to misery on Mondays. I'm not saying I'm gonna change, but it is interesting

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

If moving has taught me anything it’s that I buy too many frozen vegetables and cans of black beans

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

Life hack if your car is making funny noises just turn up Beyoncé’s Lemonade real loud even perfect people have problems baby live your life

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

@CarlieRoessle I was about to screenshot this and send it to you lol…..

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

Every time I feel content in life I accidentally watch the musical epidode of Greys just to bring me down a lil

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@CarlieRoessle Yes

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I can't explain it but whenever I'm in "a mood" I watch Something's Gotta Give and it works like 96% of the time

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

Nothing - and I mean this - prepares you for how busy the grocery store is at 8PM on a Sunday

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

I love when Turbo Tax asks me how I’m feeling while doing my taxes. Feeling bad thanks ?

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

I’d say 4 out 7 days I wake up and my first thought is I wish I had a WaWa soft pretzel

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

It’s not Sunday scaries anymore it’s Sunday expend every last bit of your energy by 6 PM and then lay in fetal position for 4 hours

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

@kaymhuff @CarlieRoessle Add me in biddies

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No one told me Wordle would give me anxiety what’s wrong with you guys

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

Is it just me or is twitter just people talking about football and ads for Cheez-Its

[Princess Melda @mel_walk]

Of all the things we decided to make jokes about on the Internet the sexy m&m is my favorite so far