Melissa Ische

i drink alone

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Learned a new word today. #Squall

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

@NickTirro Ten months later and I’m pissed. FRIENDS DOESNT EVEN GET A MENTION?? Think about who’s still making millions 20 years later... HIMYM would be a strong #2 tho

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Is anyone else super concerned for @britneyspears?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

HEY BARB YOUR SON STINKS AND SO DO YOU!

#TheBachelorFinale

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Would you eat salads if dressing was called “lettuce lotion”?

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

How are we so sure that humans aren’t meant to hibernate in the winter? Asking for a friend.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

By the end of the TV show "Friends," Joey owed Chandler about $114, 260.

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

All I’m saying is I don’t ever recall buying a coozie in my lifetime but some how I own 73 of them

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

@chelsbradt_4 Every once in a blue moon it happens

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Am I just antisocial, or does anyone else get annoyed when someone asks you a question they could so easily just google..?

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

This Snapchat filter is ruining my life

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Update

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Please tell me I’m not the only one with an aunt like this. I’d like to blame it on the drugs from her tonsils surgery but it’s really just classic aunt sandy

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

@BallSoHardy7 So you prefer cookies to be crunchy instead of soft? That’s just not right in my book

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Am I the only one that thinks Oreos are useless without milk?

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

@KSODgrant I’d like to be Kayla’s friend

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

When you wake up at @jaclynutrie’s house and her dad doesn’t have pancakes waiting

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

Idk how I feel about this being my most liked picture of 2011 #flawless

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

@kmichalski12 Yup he’s broken. Better just throw the whole boyfriend out

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

So my new hobby is naming Derek’s snores when he goes to sleep. Tonight I’ve heard hibernating bear, dirt bike race, I think I’m choking,and my new favorite: the instrumental to a song I wrote called “I hate when Derek falls asleep first”

[Melissa Ische @mel_whereische]

What’s your natural hair like?
Girls: wavy
Girls: straight
Girls: cute spiral curls
Me: category 4 hurricane with a touch of a family of 7 birds built their nest in it