Wolfgang Gone

food and music and fashion and hangs and some art and nature and science stuff.

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

This is one of my favorite places and am v excited! there will also be a cannon so come get haunted with me 🤠 @ Old Gray Cemetery https://t.co/8J04B2mYgC

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/siyEUwdpVT

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

SPAGHETTI SCRAP

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

I have a running collection of band names such as SHRIMP TRICK, WORK SKIRT, EMBARRASSMENT, and honestly I’m just gonna keep putting them here so I don’t forget them again

[Reba McEntire @reba]

Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under
the porch of the pool house!

Sent from my iPhone

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

@Andy listen it’s been said by @LasCulturistas but I’ll say it again: you’re a fucking genius. The gift that is RHOP has truly solidified that you sir are an icon made of solid gold and we should all be so lucky as to go against god and worship before thee

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

@TruistPark What a great day to be a baseball fan! Would love more non alcoholic options at the park, including NA beer. Maybe @TerrapinBeerCo could get in on that too!

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

Catching up on RHOBH and Camille may be crazy but damn her hair is incredible like mad shoutout to her colorist

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

My father sneered at me over my HBO subscription. I’m a libtard who loves how the completion bar for an episode is multicolored what can I say

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

I told my Uber I was in front of the Dollar General and he canceled on me

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

My Uber is both playing Kenny Chesney AND has Fox News streaming on her phone but it’s mostly infomercials so I thought she was just real obsessed with MyPillow

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

I fucked up bc I put all the clean laundry on the bed and now the trash panda is me wants to burrow into a nest of warm clothes and never get out

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

This character comes with a dog for sure

[TallSliceofPizza @sadboi30s]

Post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pics

[Central Flats & Taps @centFlatsNTaps]

Happy Monday, friends! Happy hour is from 3-7! And from 7-close we’ve got $5 Central Original Cocktails!
#OGcocktails #happyhour #monday #spicywatermelon #martini #shooter #drinkspecial #loveyourhood

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

@racerbannon basically

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

“If your voice had boobs I would tiddy fuck it” - Brad Headrick

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

@bitchgoddess___

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

If you want to know who I really am: I listen to #SteelyDan pretty much every day.

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

I’m feeling so feisty today I almost yelled acab at the security guard at the co-op

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

DuClaw Brewing x Diablo Doughnuts Unicorn Farts ✨✨✨ https://t.co/cLgRvkLdxk

[Wolfgang Gone @meladactyl__]

Floosy Bottom’s and The Walk In are my dream will happen in 10 years I promise