m&b

[Glen Weldon @ghweldon]

sun's out huns out

[m&b @melandbee_]

Hey @PizzaBolis #bringmepizza over here at #CamdenYards in section 68, row 9, seat 6!!

[how now @brownpau]

Interesting food truck selection today

[m&b @melandbee_]

@tacobell can we talk about the discontinuation of the sriracha quesarito and my broken heart? Related items on the docket.

[m&b @melandbee_]

Like a phoenix from the flame, I reset my twitter password after months

[m&b @melandbee_]

@birchbox Pretty disappointed to come home to my Birchbox today after work. 😢😢😢 I was wondering why I felt grit...

[m&b @melandbee_]

@prattlibrary Just when I was home from work to spend the day browsing the stacks!! :(

[m&b @melandbee_]

@TacoBell How can those be vintage sweatshirts if it's not your old logo??? Your deception hurts me.

[m&b @melandbee_]

@rainbowrowell I had been HOPING to find 1, but didn't actually expect to find 1. SO close to freaking out in target

[m&b @melandbee_]

@Gingerhazing The first time a cat meowed at me, I nearly fell off the step. It was one of those "oh that's why we say they say meow"

[m&b @melandbee_]

@MauraPowers It's that sudden influx of freshman in the city. Godspeed.

[m&b @melandbee_]

@strangelykatie When you stare into your bowl of pho, the bowl of pho stares back.

[m&b @melandbee_]

@ghweldon I'm both pleased and disappointed that someone already made the SotL joke that was begging to be made.

[m&b @melandbee_]

@melandbee_
"Excuse me have you tried using argan oil? It does wonders for keeping your hair out of my personal space."

[m&b @melandbee_]

@melandbee_ I really want to gift her some anti-frizz serum.

[m&b @melandbee_]

The girl sitting in front of me at this O's game keeps swishing her ponytail and it's weirdly touching my knees.

[m&b @melandbee_]

I keep hoping that if I just sit here on my deconstructed couch cushions, the rest of my apartment will pack and move itself.

[m&b @melandbee_]

@melandbee_ yes. Yes there is

[m&b @melandbee_]

Is there a thing as too much sushi?

[m&b @melandbee_]

@ghweldon I'm having difficulty singing this Christmas in July tune