Mel.B.

I live a simple life of loving food&quoting The Office.

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

“When you’re a teacher, & tomorrow’s Friday🎉”

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

@karleejo2 Literally y...?....

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Sometimes I do 300 set-ups,
sometimes I eat 300 M&Ms....
always reach your fullest potential, in any scenario.

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Live update of my life:

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

*Says I'm gunna eat healthy this week:*
Gets home eats a Krispy Kreme Doughnut immediately.

Note to self: set obtainable goals.

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Got my parents Journey tickets thinking maybe they would invite me. Proceeded to go to concert without me&send me snaps all night. Savages.

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Are you ever just like.... I made the whole box of easy mac, I might as well eat the whole box of easy mac??

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

@BeccaSue96 lol this means everything to me rn😂😂

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Like I know I came to the Florida Georgia Line concert.... but I actually might have just came to see Dustin Lynch....😍😍😍😍💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Who ever voted is sick and twisted* https://t.co/RPprDs0C1L

[Katey @ktfromda303]

I told Melanie scary stories and now she's sleeping with her door open and night light b/c she's scared. Should I put on my ski mask??

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

@ktfromda303 only for you fam. #crushdatpax 😎

[Katey @ktfromda303]

@melanie_baxa brought me donuts and a smoothie before my test this morning and I can think of no better definition for a best friend

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

Just had an argument about how Mumford & Sons isn't a boy band, & im actually offended. #elohel #Alexmightbtheworst 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

I'm not asking for a lot in this life.... I just want to be best friends with Jake Gyllenhall. That's it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

I loved how confident the US cellular guy was when he said I surely backed up my phone.
HA HA HAHA HA.

Ya, no I didn't.

[Emilye Yowell @MrsYowell21]

Randy Rogers Band...now that's some good music 🎶

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

*4th grdr helpin me answer hometown marketing Q.*
Q:What's York missing?
Him:that chicken place w/ the mystery sauce..Chick-Fil-A! 😂😂😂

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me: ...
🤞🏻👇🏻🤞🏻

[Mel.B. @melanie_baxa]

When plucking your eyebrows,do u ever think this is how a doctor feels when going into surgery, one wrong move & it could be over...

I do