obianujunwa 🥰

🎓 Psychology Grad | 🧠 💍 Founder of Abyssal Luxe — Bold. Minimal. Timeless. ✍🏽 Ghostwriter of emotions & reality ☕ Feminine, witty & a little bit mysterious

[Muna @Munalozy]

Some people are simply existing day to day, not dating, not chasing anyone, no crush to think about. They just scroll aimlessly through apps with no one to really talk to. Just work, home, eat, sleep, repeat.

[Muna @Munalozy]

You're somebody's prayer. Stop begging to be chosen.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Invest in your nakedness.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Pedophiłes aren’t just old men touching up little kids.

They’re ALSO your boy who’s 23 going out with a 15 year old.

[mercy💕💕💕 @mercy_ninian]

If you know him, you won’t catch cruise with him .. this boy will fetch water, wash other students clothes , hawk peanuts , sleep in classrooms.. cos he wasn’t able to pay his school fees the first time he got admission and couldn’t meet up with the cgpa..the school withdrawed him .. still he wrote jamb and came back .. kudos to Felix fr

[KayVee ⚡️ @MrKayVee]

Me with Christ. Me with Christ

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Actual clowns.

[obianujunwa 🥰 @melanie_blac]

@UgwunnaEjikem 😂😂😂Nawaoh

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Mess up.😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Dolly Parton, US country music legend, is dëad.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

“They set Poco up”, “it’s the devil”

Lmao jokers, if many of you were in the UK, US or Canada, you’d have been arrested for assault too lmao I mean I see your tweets.

Consent has been explained on this TL 356 times yet y’all still do “what was she wearing” “wetin she go do for hotel” each time a man is outed for sexual assault. You never understand bodily autonomy, you think prostitutes can’t be raped, cos “na ashewo” you think short skirts mean consent, you think hotel visits mean consent, you think raunchy videos posted online mean consent, you think clubbing with a man means consent, you openly talk about grooming 17 year olds, better remain in Nigeria or you will be fuckin arrested too.

I don’t know if Pocolee is guilty or not, I will wait for the facts but if he is just like the average Nigerian man: the one that calls you a ‘simp’ for asking him to be decent in dealing with women, the one that vehemently refuses to unlearn archaic practices that won’t fly anywhere else, Im willing to hazard a guess & my guess is; “guilty” I’m sorry.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I bought this for you because you said you like it

You done hear am before

[obianujunwa 🥰 @melanie_blac]

@the_Lawrenz I remember this tweet 😂😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I bought over 50 ceiling fans, 40 standing fans, 50 orthopedic mattresses. Where are they?” - Moment Nasarawa lawmaker demands answers over missing items he donated after discovering hospital staff allegedly sold them

[Schrödinger’s Goat @Damideazy]

Actually, Putting your babe on monthly allowance is more economic than meeting her needs Everytime she asks

She will learn how to be prudent and wise with her spending habits

[˖ ֹ੭୧ uchey ⊹ ࣪ ⑅ 💜 @ellearchived]

No nigerian person sits down to think about zambia

[Schrödinger’s Goat @Damideazy]

There is this babe that we hate eachother at work
I just bought her a gift for her birthday

She has been never more confused in her life 😂😂

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

39-year-old man apprehended after he was accused of taking a 10-year-old girl into a bathroom and møl€sting her while they were at a swimming pool in Lagos.

[Emeka @Emeneks]

Did I just hear “it’s not his first time”
And they allowed him keep going there?