Melanie Brown

Nottingham marketer and mum, with a love of sweets, Rich Tea biscuits, Australian soaps, Whitney Houston, gin, cats and Netflix. Views my own.

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

What a difference a year makes! 2018 was ace, and the year of Hattie - our perfect little blonde whirlwind 🌹♥️ I’m not sure we can top 2018, but I know 2019… https://t.co/KNMRe4B9sA

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

Well that’s just mean. @ASOS_news - you really need to cleanse your mailing lists ✌🏻

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

@ASOS_news How can I return my order, if you ban my account? I don’t want to purchase from you, nor pay you anything now; you took my payment stating that I could return within 28 days. How do i process this please?

[bethany (gogglebox wannabe) @_beth_underwood]

me and the 40,000 other people still in the queue convincing ourselves we’ll get tickets #coldplay #ticketmaster

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

Please excuse me whilst I continue to quote the Barbie movie. Forever.

[Grace @graceyldn]

Love how he’s brought Chambord to the party

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Half the price of what Paul?

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

They did better! 🥰

[Subway® UK @SubwayUK]

@melanie_no2 Hi Melanie! Gluten Free bread will remain available in all Subway Restaurants and will not be discontinued. We apologise for any confusion.

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

@beckyexcell @SubwayUK So I just got this back…has anyone had similar?

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

Do better @SubwayUK 😥

[Becky Excell 💙 @beckyexcell]

Unfortunately @SubwayUK have confirmed they no longer are doing gluten free bread.

& whilst it's a personal judgement call in terms of cross contamination (i've heard positive & negative experiences) & whether it's safe.

it just feels like a step backwards for gluten free.

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

@BBCOne @NFFC_1980 🙏🏻

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

My life changed for the better the day I first used scissors to cut pizza. No regrets. No turning back.

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

Moves to Italy…

[Nic Kerr @PantonMenace]

I'm just a girl standing in front of the BBC executives asking them to commission another ten series of The Traitors, reunion shows, behind the scenes, a podcast and a panel show with previous contestants recapping the eps that's hosted by Amanda. That's all 🤷‍♀️ #TheTraitors

[TheIndustry.fashion & TheIndustry.beauty @theindustryfash]

.@BootsUK has unveiled its 2022 Christmas campaign, starring BAFTA-nominated actress Lydia West in a festive film that encapsulates the joy of finding the right gift for the right person.

#BootsUK #Christmas #festive #advert #retail #beauty #beautynews

https://t.co/O8inuOYWXb

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The world will end in 5 years if we don’t pour soup all over Van Gogh’s paintings. Trust The Science.

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

@BiteYourBrum Shania Twain - that don’t impress me much. Let’s go girls 🤮

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

Hattie is 4️⃣!!

Happy birthday to our gorgeous, crazy, sugar-obsessed, little ball of fun. We couldn’t be prouder of you.

❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/JFn9GGzIgj

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

@melanie_no1 😢 the corgi’s had me gone!

[Melanie Brown @melanie_no2]

Note to self - don’t watch tributes to the queen on lunch break 😢

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Ahead of Her Majesty The Queen’s State Funeral, a new photograph has been released.

The photo was taken to mark Her Majesty’s Platinum Jubilee - the first British Monarch to reach this milestone.

Tomorrow, millions will come together to commemorate her remarkable life.