Melanie Armstrong

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[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

new year, new me (I’m worse)

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

@ltfencer Girl go listen to midnights track 9. ✨✨

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

My dog was prescribed the same anxiety medicine as me today. So yea we are both doing really well.

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

The entire healthcare system is an absolute fucking shit show.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me: I’m gonna have a positive attitude at work today

Me by noon:

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Dook’s hype song still being Everytime We Touch by Cascada is the most hilarious thing. #GTHD

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Just ugly cried for like 20 mins because a cat I followed on tiktok died. So overall my mental health is super stable. #rippotroast

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Well 2021 was absolute garbage. #happynewyear

[David O'Brien @DOBrienATL]

When someone asked Joc Pederson about the pearl necklace this week, he said there was no story behind it, that he’s just “a bad bitch.”

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

@kweenlobo Lol what?

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

I get really confused when I see tik toks about wives trying to hide how much they spend from their husbands. Like it’s 2021 ladies, if a man tries to dictate how much you spend please leave him immediately.

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Still trying to decide if David Schwimmer aged the best out of the Friends male cast or if he has always just looked like a creepy middle aged man. #FriendsReunion

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Hunter is making us watch the Braves game so I am making him listen to Olivia Rodrigo’s album in the background. Compromise I guess, but it might get weird when I start scream singing good 4 u...

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

@kweenlobo Did you at least make it to the Sea Lion show because that’s the best part.

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Now that I have gone to a few larger public gatherings I have decided to voluntarily go back into quarantine. What I am trying to say is being around people is the worst.

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Non plus size woman who post pictures purposely positioning their body to show fat roles and being like see I don’t always look skinny may be the worst thing on internet right now.

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

I had Oral Roberts and my dumb boyfriend talked me out of it. Moral of the story is boys are dumb, and you should never listen to to them. #MARCHMADNESS

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Before Hunter gets on calls where he has to be unmuted he has to remind me not to loudly start singing random songs since that’s something I do periodically throughout the day. #wfh #whyyounolikemysinging

[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

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[Melanie Armstrong @melaniea12]

Marino(my cat) was kicked out of the vet the other day because he was being too aggressive when they tried to give him shots. Last time he was there they called him fat and I’d like to think he is still holding a grudge.