Melanie

[Melanie @melanieantos]

@girlwithnojob 3rd grade teacher in upstate NY with the goal of making premium, educated citizens who are informed about what is truly necessary #toasttoeducation https://t.co/eEPBQ2yGjr

[Melanie @melanieantos]

Was there a Groupon to Italy?? Why is everyone I know on an overseas vacation??

[Melanie @melanieantos]

Am I the only one who feels angry and attacked that the younger generations came up with an abbreviation for park ave fest? PAF? It’s a no from me.

[Melanie @melanieantos]

@stassi @kaylenobrien4

[Stassi Schroeder Clark @stassi]

Ice pick + Tristan

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I want a girl w/ a savvy sense of fashion, but a sick sense of humor. You think her outfits are crazy? Wait for what comes out of her mouth.

[Melanie @melanieantos]

@stassi Where can I find these glasses? 😫

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Honestly Bachelor in Paradise is so important to me because it shows that super hot girls get ignored by average-looking guys too.

[Stassi Schroeder Clark @stassi]

I finally get it: I think I'm just TOO lovable.

[. @Irenezhac_]

Get em.

[Melanie @melanieantos]

automatic road rage towards people who still hang leis from the mirror in their car

[Melanie @melanieantos]

girls only love the st pattys day parade because they get to wear little green stickers on their face

[Melanie @melanieantos]

can we all make a pact to stop taking pictures in front of that city grill wallpaper

[Melanie @melanieantos]

@KTconverTITO https://t.co/M1Mmm9tffh

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Cheers to never responding to another "u up?" text in 2017

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Shout out to all the guys I called my boyfriends that were never really boyfriends but wasted months of my life with a situationship

[Melanie @melanieantos]

Before tonight's debate everyone try to remember that your opinion is wonderful, however that doesn't mean anyone gives a shit to hear it :)

[Melanie @melanieantos]

Blue Ivy is one of the ugliest kids created and you should all stop pretending otherwise