Melanie

✧ you just gotta keep livin’ man ✧

[Spencer Sutherland @spencermusic]

Melanie, Melanie what do I do?

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

I’ve learned 5 line dances in 24 hours, an impressive pr if I do say so myself

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

@mickeydoo26 ur tiny hands kill people

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

“but my hands are tiny”

“YES, it decreases the surface area, but increases the psi to my chin!!!!!”

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

the last 3 years have just been me tying up loose ends so I can move onto the next thing 🤞🏻 almost doneeee

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

my 2024 vision board on Pinterest has somehow become a collection of romantic and passionately posed marble sculptures

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

honestly so impressed that was able to breathe this much life into the husk of a person I had become

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

I still don’t understand how flying in planes is safe??? & why is autopilot a thing

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

“Had a vasectomy, but would reverse it for the right person” in your tinder bio is crazyyyy hahaha

[thatgirl. @chelseanicd]

Why do some of us get anxiety from uploading pics of ourselves now? Someone explain.

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

I bruised the TIP of my finger ?? wtaf

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

I hate being depressed in the summer

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

is it too late for @ilona_maher to run for president ???

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

Superiority complexes give me the ick

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

In my spare time all I can think about is line dancing and organizing my house. Living life on the edge over here 😂

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

Not that anyone asked, but I was right on the money

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

I have a general hate for myself & I can’t stop crying at TikToks? My period must be coming

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

Having popsicles in the house is an easy way to keep me happy

[Melanie @melanieberreth]

Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy is elite