Melanie Wallace

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

I’m so sick of running as fast as I can
Wondering if I’d get there quicker if I was a convicted felon 🎶

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

It should be a crime to ask working Mothers what they do for fun.

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

Become a #BonelessBeliever like me. Get a free 6 pc of @Popeyes boneless wings with any purchase redeemable only on National Fried Chicken Day (7/6) via promo code using “BonelessBeliever”. Terms apply: https://t.co/weBxSxOSUp

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

@ABCNetwork some of your younger fans would love to be on Holey Moley Kids…

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

@DADMEATSMOKER Highly highly recommend. I hope you enjoy

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

Ok I love them all but I have a spiritual experience listening to “Daughter” 🥹

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

@DADMEATSMOKER Maybe you’ve heard of her… Beyonc��?

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

repost @FallonTonight - @kenjeong shares a teaser of his @Popeyes Super Bowl commercial! #FallonTonight

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

Feeling tiny pangs of FOMO bc I couldn’t give fewer shits about Barbie or Oppenheimer, but it looks like y’all do?

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

migraine folks when it's 80% humidity with a chance of thunderstorms every day

[ADHD Designer 🟣👩🏻‍💻 @ADHDdesigner]

ADHD is it’s Monday morning at 9am and you’re already somehow behind on your work.

[Olivia @theoliviahowell]

ADHD friends - what do you do when all food seems gross and nothing looks appetizing and you want to cry? asking for a friend

[The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy]

ADHD is like *sends myself a reminder email* *sees new email notification* "Oh an email! Who's it from?"

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I love you.

You are beautiful.

&

You can do anything.

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

Pro-tip for all the Swifty Mommas out there: there is a clean version of Midnight that you can listen to with your kiddos 🥰

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is magic.

As in, watch me ✨magically✨ make this thing that is literally already in my hand disappear right before I need to use it.

[Melanie Wallace @MelanieCorbett]

*accidentally blacking traffic in the middle of an intersection*

“It’s me. Hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.”