Mel

[mood @meishato]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody else is equally or more uncomfortable i develop the sudden ability to DO THE THING. i can’t go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup i’m out of my seat in a second

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[Pops Pindter🐼 @Mellos_Po]

A love story! 🥹🩶

[meeta @meetapersecond]

every heterosexual relationship ever:

[lux @paperssil]

my mom during her pregnancy

[Mark Wallace @wallaceme]

The Online Safety Act is the first of many clashes with votes at 16 - it isn’t consistent to have citizens empowered to vote who simultaneously aren’t trusted with free access to information and content. Either they’re adults or they aren’t.

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

The government: “Give us your photo ID and credit card details if you want to access adult websites. They will kept confidential.”

Also the government: “We accidentally sent the names of 20,000 enemies of the Taliban to the Taliban.”

[Jay 🏂 @liljay8k]

“haven’t seen you in a while, what u been up to”

me:

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

Following the death of Pope Francis, the College of Cardinals have elected Denise Welch as the next Pope.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Bask @baskgod]

The biggest lie I be telling people is “I respect your decision”. I really don’t at all. That shit sound stupid as hell to me but that’s your life to live

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Passive aggressive cleaning

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

They do their best