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[mel @melaniedoot]

WE ❤️ THE YARDGOATS! #nogoatsnoglory

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Go read a fantasy romance in a Taco Bell. It's time for you to be perceived.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

everyone saying “could never be me” about the Tinder Swindler as if we all haven’t date a broke man who is a pathological liar

[mel @melaniedoot]

i will never understand where in the world men find so much audacity

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

if you boo’d up in bed right now i hope the ceiling fan fall on y’all

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being motivated is out, read the room. 2022 is about being a lazy piece of shit

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

if ur the “fuck up” of the family like me i wish you a very merry christmas and a happy be yourself you’re sexy and hot

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

SZA - I hate you is such a water sign song. The victimisation, the emotional manipulation, the anger, the dramatics, the resentment. My type of song.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when I say “I want a boyfriend” I mean that I want to magically wake up one day in a peaceful and balanced 5 year relationship, not that I want to date or meet people or put in the effort towards making it a tangible reality

[mel @melaniedoot]

not one single person has thanked me for my service, dating military men is the hardest job

[Scene Whispers @scenewhispers]

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