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[m @melaniehasthots]

I truly in my heart of hearts think that guys who either hate gays or get super uncomfy is bc in their deepest dreams they’re sucking a cock and loving it.

[m @melaniehasthots]

So Adam is tech house now

[m @melaniehasthots]

On my way to Riis. Never again.

[m @melaniehasthots]

“Me and Bobby were supposed to have sex, but I called you instead”

[m @melaniehasthots]

The Knicks win and all the sudden Brooklyn smells like florals??? What magic is this?

[m @melaniehasthots]

Jasen just answered my FaceTime whilst trimming his pubes. We bffs frfr.

[m @melaniehasthots]

“Welcome home” and it’s me landing in nyc 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[m @melaniehasthots]

New neighbors moved in with a gaggle of guitars. Pray for me.

[m @melaniehasthots]

Sometimes being catcalled is good for the soul

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

Honestly the more I'm seeing the cast of In The City, the less sense Carl’s exclusion makes 🧐

He finally had a great Summer House season, repaired things with Lindsay (somewhat), opened Soft Bar IN THE DAMN CITY…

Yet some genius at Bravo apparently went:
“Actually… let’s bring Danielle back”

Like WHAT?! Who asked for this?! 😱

#SummerHouse ☀️ #InTheCity

[dom @domsiri2]

Omw to bushwick y’all better be wearing deodorant

[m @melaniehasthots]

I’ve seen 6 trump flags since I’ve been back in Texas. I miss Mamdani.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[m @melaniehasthots]

@_dubstepfeels New code is MEGZ for both seismic and concourse btw :)

[m @melaniehasthots]

Timothy chalamet is not a good actor. I do not understand the hype.

[m @melaniehasthots]

People double park on my street all the time and today a Mercedes did it and like everyone is honking and it’s been 20 minutes of honking. I need to see who owns this and what their excuse for causing traffic is

[m @melaniehasthots]

John Hamm is truly so good at playing the rich hot guy

[m @melaniehasthots]

My ex texted me thirst traps and then pictures of his new gf and then pics of his negative STD tests. Like I haven’t seen you in 6 months and I beeeeen negative? So why would you do that?

[m @melaniehasthots]

Been over lake since last season. She so annoying. Love Mia dowwwwn