Melanie 🐳 Keller

she/her

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

Look at my dog yawning

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

The way Americans don’t know their own history feels like a public safety crisis.

[Jess Myers @JessRMyers]

Not cold enough to keep ice. In Minnesota. In December. Call me crazy, but it almost seems as if the climate — stay with me now — is changing.

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

the way older people put periods at the end of text messages is so scary. what do you mean "All good." does that mean you want to kill me???

[It’s Joever @joeyontheair_]

We're so back

[♡ @sunshinegirlw]

Name an actor/actress who was perfectly cast in a movie or TV show.

[Arik Hartmann @AmphibiArik]

This is incredible! Nectar and fruit feeding in a frog? First amphibian pollinator?!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has officially been INDICTED by a Manhattan grand jury on criminal charges relating to his illegal hush-money payment to Stormy Daniels.

Trump is the FIRST president in U.S. history to be indicted. He’ll soon be booked, fingerprinted and have his mug shot taken when he’s processed by law enforcement.

Trump is an absolute DISGRACE to our country.

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

@Gravitybum Feeling 8 🐸

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

Rainbow’s ability to send me into cardiac arrest is incredible

[Florida Freedom to Read Project @FLFreedomRead]

Yesterday we logged almost 200 challenges- about 150 of those resulted in immediate removals.

This is a picture of all the books removed from one HS library, in one day, in one District, due to the objections of one man.

This is not freedom. #FreeTheBooks

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

Cane toad news! https://t.co/kEIepS4usP

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

Men!

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

To the ghost who threw my toothbrush on the bathroom floor while I was actively brushing my teeth:

:(

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

@ArdentMoth @plesnik_jan @CSMFHT @hankgreen Underrated interaction

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

@graceheyyy (not in physics) just solved one of my physics problems (that I was lost on) just by using her brain. What a woman.

[David Jenkins @david_jenkins__]

Anyone care to have their shit fucked up? Because this is happening. 🏴‍☠️💔🦄 #OurFlagMeansDeath #justiceforluciusrip

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

Democrats, republicans, everyone and anyone. Watch.
Thank you @RepSwalwell

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

We are voting to protect kids from the next school shooting. Every GOP member is opposed. So I asked my GOP colleagues, "Who are you here for? Our kids or the killers."

[Melanie 🐳 Keller @melaniekeller02]

@Gracie_VG Was JUST talking about this today