Melanie Christian

I'm probably complaining about something or making a terrible joke.

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Next time the Proud Boys come to New York can they protest alternate side parking being twice a week?

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@JeremyCalling It has 2 L’s

[julia @juliashiplett]

“Why don’t you want to have kids?”

*motions hysterically in every direction*

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

Retweet if you’ve already voted by mail. #Pennsylvania

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@cindy_glam You haven’t aged, Cindy! Happy birthday!

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

people say living in the city is scary but have you ever been alone at a house in the suburbs after 10:30pm???

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@AndyRichter Neither does Matthew McConaughey

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@cindy_glam I’m so sorry to hear this, Cindy. Sending my love to you both!

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@EmilyMurray Taylor Swift is 5’11”

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@EmilyMurray 💯

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@phillyknilly @ArielDumas Cutiest pup ever!! 🥰

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@JeremyCalling U should always check with me first

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@JeremyCalling It has two L’s

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@cindy_glam Sorry for your loss, Cindy. ❤️

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@latimes “Some”?!

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@mskima22 @usopen A disaster! The wait to check vaccine cards is going to pose a larger Covid risk with these packed people!!

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

Over an hour wait and still waiting in a packed unorganized group to get in to the @usopen #USOpen

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@usopen Maybe we’ll get in for the night session???

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@usopen Everyone is waiting outside for hours to get in and missing the matches…

[Melanie Christian @melanielc]

@JeremyCalling I taught her that last week