Mel

[tia @cursedhive]

if a taylor swift tour is causing all this chaos with ticketmaster, just imagine how bad the fight for charlie puth tickets will be omg…

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Enjoying the next two days of my release until Taylor swifts release sends me back to my dads barn

[bon @virtubon]

KING BOB

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

I just had a great idea! It starts with you leaving.

[James @CaucasianJames]

just wish i could be myself

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

How can I make this football game about me

[James @CaucasianJames]

rue’s gonna tear her acl any episode now

[preston @stay_prest]

taylor swift when some actress asks her what happened

[Bijan @bijanm]

Mr. Worldwide Shipping

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

If @vgunvalson doesn’t find a GREAT guy this year, it won’t be a good year. She deserves it. #FullLoveTankForVG

[Hawthorne @HawthorneBark]

do it. do it. you know you wanna. it’ll be so fucking funny dude just do it

[James @CaucasianJames]

president biden has reached out to me and asked if i would please tweet “y’all mind if i get vaccinated”

[Kate Douthat @KDouthat]

“A relationship is a two way street. And yes I know you’re the bachelorette, but still that doesn’t put you any higher on this relationship or me and lower. I emptied my heart out to you on that couch and all I got was a pat on the back”

GREG PREACH

#TheBachelorette

[chad @badboychadhoy]

men will literally go to space instead of therapy

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

its pretty clear who is meeting who