Melanie Petersen

Attitude reflects leadership, captain

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

#wcwsselfie

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

#wcws #guessthestretch
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[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

#wcwsselfie

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

12:37 #wcws #guessthestretch

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

So did some random guy come to all of your middle schools to do yo-yo tricks for an hour in the auditorium for no reason or was that just mine

[Tom Hunter @PuckDontLie]

What Annie Thorisdottir is doing at the @CrossFitGames this week is quite simply one of the most impressive athletic feats ever. Less than one year postpartum and she is near the top of the leaderboard among the fittest humans on earth. What a badass.

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej Lol the level of angst and extremism I love it

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej Umm HELLO?? 🇺🇸

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

I oversee nearly 300 people for my job and this chick has the audacity to complain that I haven’t responded to her email that she sent 3 HOURS ago! 🤬👏🏼

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

Hey venmo melanie-petersen #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

Update: 11 years ago “I had a dream that i had a pet killer whale! Just like free willy!!!!!” God I hate myself lol

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

2010 me was super into Facebook statuses apparently so lucky me gets an update every morning of “10 years ago today you posted this cringeworthy status” 🙃 enjoy!

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej Hey to you 👅

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej The eagle is flying. I repeat the eagle has new wings. Fly eagle fly.

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

I have legitimately forgotten how to socialize 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

People only look for leaks when the water is coming out but it’s the pressure that will get you.

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej They put me on hold, the sight killed them too 😍

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej Ugh your beauty is killing me 😩🔥

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@azodrefinnej Baddie 👅

[Melanie Petersen @melaniepeterse5]

@ChayseAdventure I might know some people interested. Do you have a good picture?