melanie sines

mommy to paisley grace💜

[☆ BOSS BABY☆ @Ihateyara]

Am I irritable or is everyone just fucking annoying?

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

Calling someone goofy is like nicely calling them a fucking idiot, love it

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

it doesn’t even take me a full 24 hours to find out what you’re doing. i think i’m gonna put in an application to be an FBI agent:)

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

you look goofy dude, just goofy.

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

repeat after me. if you bring my child around the dirtiest thing to walk sherburnes hallways, that doesn’t even have custody of her own kids, you will no longer see your daughter. pick and choose your battles babe. pick and choose.

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

none of my exes talk/date girls prettier than me, and that’s my biggest flex ❤️

[princess @pmulaa_]

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

If you continuously screenshot all of my shit, then wonder why you can’t see any of my stuff it’s bc you’re blocked :)

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

Do you ever forget someone has a kid because they never post about them or is that just me, like I don’t think I have went more than 3 days with out posting paisley on anything

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

I love getting added to peoples private stories, it’s like they trust me with all their personal buis

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

The fact that people can’t even call BREASTfeeding breastfeeding anymore is ridiculous

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

Day 2 and I lost my sunglasses in the ocean:)

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

Has @dunkindonuts ever gotten anyone’s order correct? Asking for myself

[Kali👑 @khaotickali]

My mental health is in the gutter. I’m ready for happy, carefree 2016/17 me to come back.

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

@chezniemarie Same with smoking cigarettes like do they still smoke or quit for 9 months then they’re like a feen or do they quit quit, I was literally thinking about this today 😂

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

Idk if I’m the only one but if I ever met a famous person I would simply leave them tf alone because I just think it’s rude as hell to constantly be up in their shit

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

@xoha1leyxo That’s the tough part lmao😂 I try putting them in a tote in our spare room but I try to buy this far in advanced so paisley won’t fit in the clothes yet/not be interested in the toys yet 😂 & for Tyler i suck at it, I always tell him and then he forgets by Christmas anyway😂😂

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

Imagine having a whole ass kid and acting like you don’t have one, like how

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

@chezniemarie @AustinMcbroom Yes very gross

[melanie sines @melaniesines_]

The person who disgusts me most in this world is @AustinMcbroom