Jacqueline Essien

Chef🔪 Foodie😋 Melanin 💁🏾‍♀️

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

Nigerian public transport math 😂😂😂
Transport fare : N300
Passenger brings out N400
Driver : I no get change. You get 800.
Passenger : Yes (gives him 4 N200 notes)
Driver : Bring am.
(Proceeds to give passenger N500 change)
300,400,800 and 500 all different figures 😂😂

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

I have lagos trivia night ticket for today for sale. Anyone interested should hit me up. The game starts by 4pm.
Let me know if you’re interested.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

@ThinktwiceDark1 Fine boy maneks

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

@AramideOyekunle I need a $10,000 grant for business

[temilade @theglobaltemi]

I don’t know 🤷 how 9-5 got a bad pr. When did labor become a shameful thing! Or working for people. You see a man genuinely striving, and you are comparing him to Tik tokers that dance for money. We actually need more people to talk. The comments I see on some of these posts?bad

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

It’s so sad that there’s gas scarcity currently.
I know the prices of gas is outrageous but I’m here to help people. If you stay around Ago, and environs. Go to 113 community road and buy your cooking gas for just N1,600 per kg.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

@JumiaNigeria Jumia please reply my dm. Your call number is not going

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

@dr_fayinka I know right 😊

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

I think I’m beginning to love African attires more and more than ever ❤️💜🤎💛💚

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

@Godstime_Geo Thank you 😊

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

@gezy_young Thank you 😊

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

I want to surprise my dad and reconnect him with an old friend. Help me find Isang A please. If he’s your father, uncle, brother or in law reach out to me

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

He was offered a job opportunity in Shell and a scholarship to study in UK. He ended up going to Uk. My dad said he made the statement “I’m going to show them what I’m made of”.
After graduation they had no means to keep contact because of no technology.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

Hello X, I hope this goes viral.
My dad has talked about this particular friend for so many years now. He was popularly known as Isang A. Schooled in University of Uyo, studied physics.
He finished as the best graduating student, big time lover of music.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

I want to surprise my dad and reconnect him with an old friend. Help me find Isang A please. If he’s your father, uncle, brother or in law reach out to me

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

Hello X, I hope this goes viral.
My dad has talked about this particular friend for so many years now. He was popularly known as Isang A. Schooled in University of Uyo, studied physics.
He finished as the best graduating student, big time lover of music.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

He was offered a job opportunity in Shell and a scholarship to study in UK. He ended up going to Uk. My dad said he made the statement “I’m going to show them what I’m made of”.
After graduation they had no means to keep contact because of no technology.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

Starting life is so hard. I need a brand new @moukalimited mattress but is so expensive and above my budget 😭. Why is Nigeria hard.

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

Very babyish voice)
His sugar bum bum :Ok(laughing and blushing at the same time). I’ll let you know when I’m home.

Two finished people in a healthy relationship 🤭. I love it for me

[Jacqueline Essien @melaninchef]

I went to visit this man and left his house by 12:44pm.
By 1:34pm I get a call from him.

My sweet baby boy : Hello boo, where are you now?
His sugar bum bum : I’m close to Alakija (5 mins away from home)
My sweet baby boy : Ok, I’m just calling to tell you I miss you (in a