Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️

Favorite color is yellow 🌞 ig: melarfff

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

I wish the world was filled with more goal-driven, adventure-loving people.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Do you ever go out after a long time of not going out and just think to yourself “oh yeah this is why I don’t go out?” Cause same.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Guy: I love thick girls
Guys ex girlfriends:

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Sometimes you need to focus on yourself and just tell your friends that you love them but you can’t keep being the person they come to for every single issue. It is emotionally DRAINING.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Unpopular opinion: People who did sports > people who joined frats/sororities

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Micheal Scott throwing around PBJ sandwiches when Deangelo has a peanut allergy is the level of petty I aspire to be.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

*Laying out by the pool minding my own business*
Stranger sits next to me: Hi
Me: Nice day huh?
Stranger: it is. My grandpa is in the hospital dying tho
Me:

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Wtf is it with car commercials and shitty opera music

[messynessy @uhokaythenn]

kylie after she dropped off jordyn at the homeless shelter

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Lately everybody feels like a fitness inspo. Like calm down Jessica, you did one leg day and ate egg whites for breakfast.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

MANIPULATIVE BEHAVIORS 101

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

How I’m tryna be this 2019

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Can we go back to how dating was in the 50’s? I get it, y’all fucking had your heart broke, and y’all are fucked up, but like, can you stop using that as an excuse in every relationship you have since then lol

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

How about: New year, new ocean. Without plastic bottles, garbage, and pollutants.

LETS DO IT OK. Cause let’s face it Stacy, you’re still gonna be a pizza eating, tequila drinking, hoe this 2019.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

So I just ignored a friends call bc I don’t feel like talking and listened to the voicemail and it said “I know you’re on your phone asshole, you like *blahblah*’s pic on instagram 1 27 seconds ago.”
FU social media for broadcasting my anti-social behaviors.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Dear @olivegarden ,

Please join @UberEats .

Love,
Gimme dem breadsticks

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

When you like a transformation post and then realize it’s someone apart of a pyramid shake weight loss scheme and 30 seconds later you get a DM saying “hey girl!”

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

I had to get over the fact that I would never get an apology from him. Because in his twisted mind... he’d done absolutely nothing wrong.

[Nurse Mel 👩🏻‍⚕️ @melarfff]

Legitimately got kicked out of a bar for not giving the security guard my number.. the police backed him up and told me “if you don’t like it change the law”. Are you fucking kidding me? Can you say sexism? Fuck men.