xi gaping

unbeaten at chess vs magnus carlsen

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

some are boymoders, some are girlmoders, i am jakub moder

[philomena cunt @cayvivian]

we got nonbinary erling haaland in pride month

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

Puerto Rican Michael Jackson

[Alansito🎈 @Nini1924476]

*no puedes celebrar un gol que no es tu selección*

Yo cuando Irán elimine a Estados Unidos del mundial con un bombazo desde fuera del área:

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

these transition timelines are getting ridiculous

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

'til death do us part' what if im a freaky zombie huh

[aspen @aspen_ae1]

dark side of the troon

[Manchester City Women @ManCityWomen]

2026 FA CUP WINNERS!! 🏆

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

my son he is starting school

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

crazy how im arguably more mentally ill but tweet less manically than i did at 18 nooticing

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest to ever do it. Thank you, Pep 🩵

Pinch and zoom to catch every detail 🔎✨

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

ripping the tight fishnets off my bag of babybels before proceeding to eat them out

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

when the images of the hull intern holding up an ipod nano trying to film the middlesborough team in 360p come out the efl will explode into tiny bits

[うっちゃん @kiri_ga_aru]

俺は誇り高き日本の侍なので、ヴォルテマーデがゴールパフォーマンスをするたびに、これが脳裏をよぎっている。

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

fags of a feather frot together

[xi gaping @melasfwd]

got jumpscared by spotify telling me my account was only 3 years old before remembering i switched accounts and the other one has indeed started secondary school this year

[🎱 @pedriiitis]

i’m a big fan of the way madrid zone writes their tweets. its never simple, it always has to be like

Valverde FELL on his HEAD and Tchouameni proceeded to KICK THE SHIT out of HIM which SENT him to the HOSPITAL