Melanie Allan

Now a fully functioning adult... Sort of.

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

@Ps5stock_canada Actually managed to get one this time 😭❤

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

@Netflix_CA You should create curated video playlists where people could watch these back to back :)

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Started watching 'The Frankenstein Chronicles'; one episode in and I keep seeing pieces of medical history I learned from @Sawbones. Resurrection Men and Syphilis and Mercury Pills, Oh My!

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

To the person in my building that stole my laundry basket: you are a terrible human being and I wish you great ill will.

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

When you get home from a #LongDay

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Puppy is at the cottage this weekend. Not entirely sure what to do with myself #puppy #IMissYou #ComeBackSoon #WhatToDo

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

New Yorkers must be real Daredevils *winkwink*, if comics are to be understood, 85% of supervillains attack NYC first.

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Got to have a luxurious shower today.
And by luxurious I mean one that doesn't involve a puppy whining at me. #puppy #letmeshowerinpeace

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Good News: my new rain jacket is in fact waterproof
Bad News: my skirt is not
#soaked #storm #rainy

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

When it is clear and sunny out but the forecast calls for a thunderstorm

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Can there be just one day where I read the news and I don’t say in horror, “How could that happen/be said/be done?”

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Dressed for sunny 20° weather. Now there is a thunderstorm. This is what i get for wearing white.

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Nothing says #tgif like desperately trying to not fall in some guy's lap because the train is too crowded

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Commuter Logic: If 1 person got off a packed train then 8 people should converge & try to fit on said train #rushhour #subway #ttc

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

#antisocial thoughts: if i had a dog then I'd have the perfect excuse to get out of things, "sorry, cab't, I have to go let the dog out"

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Nothing like seeing sheets of rain outside your window to make you want to stay inside #rainraingoaway

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Heard the term "pygmy people" used in conjunction with short stature. My 1st thought was "oh god am I a pygmy person!?!" #shortgirlproblems

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

April Fool's: a day in which you need to assume all news is fake news #aprilfoolsday #fakenewsday #skeptical

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

Reading the tweets from the cast of #Riverdale . It is oddly comforting to know that celeb friends hack into each others accounts too

[Melanie Allan @melbasaur]

When you want a dog but you can't keep a plant alive