MelanieAnn

Ice is cool but I’m looking for more.

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

@united @united you know what’s a bad Dulles deal? When you cancel a flight to Dulles, don’t rebook, and let me be on hold for 3 hours

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

@united “rebooked” my cancelled flight by re-booking me….onto the cancelled flight….again…. #flightinception

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

@united how are you gonna cancel on me and make me track your ass down to get a new flight? The anti-service though.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

This is a perfect microcosm of the modern Republican Party https://t.co/JJnJXOsgVG

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

I'm seriously not fucking doing this for four years.

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

This way I can continue to chuckle while reading my own timeline and look forward to future Timehop notifications

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

I'm tweeting into an empty room but find myself SO HILARIOUS that I just want to chronicle the great thoughts that run through my head

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

What?? Do I still get weepy when I watch Jumanji? Pah! Psh! No. Hah! That'd be crazy.

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

You know what makes a great choice great? When you do it and don't need to tell everyone about it.

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

It's not just about winning. I just genuinely want Kirk to be great.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

We asked Clinton, Trump for their education vision. Here’s what they said.
https://t.co/FAzHJHLpwP

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

@RealSkipBayless ....2 batters. One who got a bad angle on the ball, one who I've literally never seen before. Not that amazing.

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

This is heaven. RT @JDizaster: @Lord_Voldemort7 https://t.co/WH4tD9k5HI

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

@bijankss 😂😂😂

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

Look let's get real. This is the exact same as all of my Student Class Elections in high school....vote for who will fuck less shit up

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Dear God, the words law & order shouldn't strike so much fear in my heart as a law abiding citizen but I am so damn scared of Donald Trump

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

Is it really a police standoff if a young black man wants to wait for his lawyer before being willing to talk to police officers?? #itsnot

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

Quick way to get slapped? Point at me while holding your dads hand and say "that's tommy's mom from my 3s class!"

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

People spread such casual toxicity, myself included. Shit is crazy

[MelanieAnn @melbelle523]

Is it that hard to remember that every person you talk to is a PERSON? They go home with your rudeness, your bullshit, your attitude.