Mel B

Not Scary Spice • On a journey to rebrand from the K in “marry, fuck, kill” to the F

[Mel B @melbensonn]

So much secondhand embarrassment for non-famous people who tag the brands they’re wearing in their instagram story

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So close. That frigid December rly killed my vibe

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Going for 27k avg in 2024 !!

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Walking around NYC this week, I can’t tell the difference between Halloween costumes and standard gen z outfits

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[Mel B @melbensonn]

@mediocrehomo Right like TELL US

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People selling engagement rings on FB marketplace should be required to give us the tea in the description

[Mel B @melbensonn]

My new favorite thing on the internet is Swedish people complaining that they have no more candy in Sweden because of the Swedish candy obsession in the US

[Mel B @melbensonn]

US women’s gymnastics rly bringing out my patriotic side

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Hate to admit that the RNC looks fun as hell

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Tg they made twitter likes private

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Scratching a mosquito bite on your ankle is the putting a Q-tip in your ear of the lower body.

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Growing up is realizing that black coffee tastes like shit

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Unfollowing anyone who captions their half marathon social media post “did a thing”

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Spotify wrapped is gonna be awk this year when I’m a top .5% Drake listener but Not Like Us is in my top 5 songs

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Need to stop immediately purchasing whatever fun drink they are advertising on the board outside of coffee places

[Mel B @melbensonn]

Ok whoever is in charge of Starbucks marketing is absolutely slaying bc spicy lemonade inherently sounds gross but why do I feel absolutely compelled to try it

[Mel B @melbensonn]

I understand inflation but feel like the transition from $15 cocktails to $25 cocktails was dramatic

[Mel B @melbensonn]

When the weather app says wind icon, they’re not lying

[Mel B @melbensonn]

So humbling when you’re not even in the top 5 hottest people in the subway car