mel matthews

[mel matthews @melbmat]

I just entered the Spectacle Wearer Of The Year competition! http://t.co/Mbwu4y6ohT

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Woke up full of cold today, wouldn't mind but I don't go out anywhere to catch anythin off anyone!

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Watchin Fawlty Towers dvd, lmao, tv gold!

[mel matthews @melbmat]

@PerezHilton lmao does it really matter so much bout sexuality

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Happy anniversary to my mum n dad 57 years of wedded bliss x

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Chillin with G n T yet again waiting for kids fall asleep, can't wait to see their faces openin their pressies in mornin

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Enjoyin festivities with g + t

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Watchin mickey flanagan's out out tour - sheer brilliance

[mel matthews @melbmat]

great to see carla back in corrie

[mel matthews @melbmat]

http://t.co/nIh7HW0v

[mel matthews @melbmat]

@RealLeeNelson lmao re #xfactor. Comments, on top form as usual

[mel matthews @melbmat]

@RealLeeNelson lovin the comments re #xfactor tonight, on top form as usual lmao

[mel matthews @melbmat]

25% of people in a Zimbabwe tribe are born with only 2 toes! http://t.co/60cKkHca #OMGFacts

[mel matthews @melbmat]

#jeremykyle is hysterical yet again this mornin

[mel matthews @melbmat]

Status Feed http://t.co/3lJGU0o3

[mel matthews @melbmat]

cant believe the poles wanna get at england fans cos they reckon polish get treated so bad in uk-get gone and stay gone-simples

[mel matthews @melbmat]

@wrexham_royal beautiful billy bullweiler

[mel matthews @melbmat]

@wrexham_royal be better when i figure twitter out babe

[mel matthews @melbmat]

@5WrightStuff just been watching jeremy vile in hd and he's looking as rough as most of his druggie guests today!