Mel B👣

not my chair not my problem

[Mel B👣 @melbornico]

Ur mcm complains about drunk girls seeking attention at parties then shotguns a beer off his head & bodyslams a folding table for snapchat

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL THING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

THE ENTIRE STADIUM JUST HIT THE “A MINOR” LINE

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

#SuperBowl

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[Dan @leathergregory]

What a terrible day at work. Time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around

[phillys black marxist ☭ @Forever_noir_]

People just realizing being a felon is only restrictive if your poor in real time lol

[Jeremiah moriarty @horse_updates]

don’t forget to put cookies out tonight for gay

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

‘We’re all a war criminals too’ is a bold messaging strategy

[hannah gais @hannahgais]

you just can't falsify multiple business documents anymore due to woke

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Kinda seems like if someone commits 34 felonies in order to win an election, their Supreme Court appointments shouldn’t get to remain on the bench for life

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

I personally want to congratulate Donald Trump for finally winning a popular vote

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Republicans: We cannot impeach Trump. Let him face justice in the public court system under due process of law where he can take the stand and defend himself

Americans: Sounds good

Republicans: Not like that

[GL @gldivittorio]

We’re about to see more progress on the issue of felons rights before November than in the last 100 years

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

A lot of focus on how bad it is to kill children but I also do not think it’s ok to kill adults. It would not be better if the people killed in Gaza were all adults.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Children being in food debt to the school they’re legally required to be in is insane.

[Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic]

Glad this is coming out [checks watch] 8 months and tens of thousands of corpses later

[alexandra @bigmoodenergy]

every app is like "chat with omega 3 our new AI companion". i never wanted to talk to software. shut up.

[katie @katefeetie]

entitled millennials are “quiet nourishing” - taking 20, even 30 minutes out of the middle of the work day to eat food. we interviewed 87 corporate bosses who hate it