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SINsational

[melboujee @melboujee]

Today I had to live vicariously through my dad who met Vinny and Pauly D and didn’t recognize who they were

[Taurus @taurusismagic]

If a #Taurus cuts you off it’s you who handed them the scissors.

[Taurus @taurusismagic]

Taurus don’t lack social skills they just don’t find you interesting. They’re selective with whom they choose to speak to. They need to be in he right mood to talk and reveal their emotions. Also, why waste anyone’s time or energy? Let’s just keep it pushing. I ain’t for everyone

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

🛫️ A girl purchases 3 economy seats on a plane, intending to wrap them with cling film for a makeshift first-class experience…

[JT HOLMES @RealJtHolmes]

BEWARE OF THE GIRLS WEARING BBL BODY SUITS 😂😂😩

[Loni Love @LoniLove]

The internet is undefeated…

[melboujee @melboujee]

@DuerdenKatie @unhingedthots @deadeyebrakeman As a nurse who works w nurses like that it’s honestly because they like to have control under the guise of being “helpful” as far as I can tell lol

[justus steele @justusteele]

communicate, but watch your tone.

[big ceo @korysverse]

he got buccal fat removal

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me: Am I really that crazy?
Friend: Nah you good girl, he’s the crazy one

[SZA @sza]

Watching ppl you used to love become total strangers is probably one of the darkest weirdest things ever

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, still insane: “I used to be soooooo crazy”

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Pulled out so fast she started spinning like a beyblade

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Let me put yall on

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

my house plant watching me pour water in my bong

[@dozygay on bluesky @dozygay]

Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

[melboujee @melboujee]

@jadeGracexO Quite easily the most emotional day I’ve ever experienced