Melissa Citrawaty

emr erl acn ✨

[Habieb Selow @WagimanDeep212_]

Cek komentar netijen :
- Kalo belum siap gosah buka dulu, kesannya kyak minimarket bangkrut
- Pintunya gede kesetnya imut
- Katanya grosiran, lahh ini malah ngecer nyaingin warung2 kecil
- Mana produk hasil UMKM masyarakat? Isinya mlh barang2 indomarko

Kritik yg musti didengar

[100 Juta Pertama @txtfromkeuangan]

Ga ada perempuan yg pengen ninggalin anaknya lama-lama.
Ga ada perempuan yg pengen kerja pulang malam.

Semuanya dilakuin karena "harus".

Makin yakin kl memang all working moms are the strongest in the world. Respect.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

She was so sure that she was hiding and unseen.😂🥰

[andi @andihiyat]

Titik tersibuk gua adalah ketika ngga sempet ngeluh di twitter

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Semua orang ada masanya

[internet archiva @internetarchiva]

After all these years, I finally found the original one 😭😭

[nis🌙 @hyukjaeable]

SYNCHRONIZED OPERA NEED TO BE VIRAL

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

abang : “abg langsung lari ke rumah nek nong atau gak telpon dodo” 🤗🤗🤗
mamas : “mami jangan pingsan laa adek gak mau mami pingsan” 😂🥰🤗
shanum : “acun mau jugak pingsyaammmm” 🤣🤣🤣

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Pillow talk sama anak2 td malam ngebahas apa yg harus mereka lakuin pertama kali kalauuu (amit2) maknya pingsan di rumah dan di rumah cuma ada kita ber4 (mami, abang, mamas, shanum)

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Si paling bantu masalah orang 😌 padahal sendirinya tulang tulung 🫠

[NATA 🐈‍⬛️ @TOGERD]

Reproduksi

Wanita:
- Mengandung
- Keguguran, kuret
- Mengandung lagi
- Melahirkan
- Menyusui
- Masih disuruh KB yang beresiko

"Sudah sepatutnya"

Lelaki:
- Crot
- Vaksetomi

"HARAM"

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Sungguh aku juga paham rasanya

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Yg puasa sahurnya 5 biji kurma giliran udah lebaran nastarnya 5 lidah kucing 5 kue bangkit 5 tiap abis makan berat 😩

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Back to survival mode

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

Never be same way again

[Isabella @Isabella_700]

POV: Your 2-year-old just discovered the concept of ‘what goes around comes around’ and decided it's a war crime. 💀On the serious note do you think its right way to discipline a child🌚

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This is the very essence of life.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

In Brazil, it is tradition that the first piece of cake goes to the most important person in your life.
And then his little bro's reaction. 🥺❤️

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

The grandfather thought his grandson was reaching for his headphones, but he just wanted a hug.

[Melissa Citrawaty @melcaciit]

after a dozen years 😹