MELonie CALAM

Baking loving gardener who is also a cat and nature loving nurse.

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@LordXsg Get him a nice farewell card

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@Mishi_2210 998

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‘ Don’t call us you said we’ll call you when we have a date’ I’m scared I may die of old age

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@HillingdonNHSFT how an earth do you get through to you? I have just been on the phone for an hour and a quarter with awful music playing and nobody answering the phone every number will tell you to ring another number and you just go round in circles. It’s crazy.

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@jennieg_author @HuntingRavenBks I have just finished reading your book #’The List of Suspicious Things’ and oh my goodness, what a fantastic book. I feel deflated now. I have finished it but just wanted to say how brilliant it was. It made me cry ,well done.

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@realmatbaynton @AlexHorne A brilliant afternoon and first time at a football match for me (so maybe I went to Watford once) thanks for signing my friends birthday card Mat .Well done all of you.

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@AlexHorne A great afternoon and first time at a match for me

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@realmatbaynton @AlexHorne So did you survive? And will you be in Chesham next Saturday as it’s just down the road.

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@catherinerusse2 Wow, that looks so amazing. I love things like this.

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@CherylDB @PerthandKinross We have some down in Bucks that they might like to inhabit. They’re big enough for great flocks.

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@KeithAnthonyWS @Natures_Voice Hey Keith, love the Robin

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@catherinerusse2 Stunning. You can’t beat flowers from the garden

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@catherinerusse2 Love it. I always refer to my pussy as Mrs Slocombe and she is feeling a tad warm and bothered in this heat.

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@catherinerusse2 Oh no! I discovered the worlds largest spider on my kitchen floor last night just before I went to bed – I nearly literally wet myself.

I caught it with obligatory cup and postcard and took it for a walk up the road all in my PJ‘s #BloodyScary

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@richardosman Well 100 pages from the end of your second book and the Thursday murder club should maybe have a Solero each and solve the crime. Reading really really slowly now as I don’t want it to end. Flipping love your books #AwesomeAuthor

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@ollymurs Get well soon Ollie, Knees are a bugger. Need to get mine replaced.

[BAFTA @BAFTA]

.@RoseAylingEllis and @pernicegiovann1's silent dance to ‘Symphony’ on @bbcstrictly BLEW. US. AWAY 💃 @virginmedia's #MustSeeMoment

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@DunelmUK I need to cancel my order urgently. I will not be at home on Monday. I went through live chat this morning and cancelled it with somebody but courier still contacting me about delivery.