Melissa Cameron

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The last look at my bed before leaving for work

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

never in my life have i heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume

[Sweet Dee @hotmessexpressx]

Why are these Chellies choices? #LoveIsandUSA

[BRE @brethawriter]

We didn’t have this much access to unintelligent people 10 years ago. And this is what I struggle with accepting

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Boy Wonder @mayanja_jp]

I failed an eye test where the answers are infront of me. You're misplacing your expectations

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

g i’m fkn wheezing pleaseeeeeee

[The Country Boy Slim Flair @SlimWyldNReklez]

Having a second baby by a person who wasn’t taking care of the first one

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

A 57 year old UNMARRIED man with a receding hairline who has never BEEN married mind you, saying he would divorce our greatest living athlete who has been happily married for 8 years to her very rich and loving husband—keep quiet forehead

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Me working from home on a Monday

[ms. solly if ya nasty! @oneandsolly]

THIS FUCKING ME UP SO BADDDSJDHD

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

rest of the year

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my face when i see someone watching videos at max volume

[Allz ♛ @alliethestallie]

I’ll tell you another thing Stanley cups are good for… weaponry. You ain’t gotta worry about no mace, no pocket knife, or nothing. That 40 oz Quencher gone have somebody seeing stars for certain.