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[mel @melcatwat]

@xuafu Real live footage of Vinh and I in DC this weekend

[mel @melcatwat]

@xuafu Cuz you’re not. Work harder.

[mel @melcatwat]

@BostonSchools Skill issue

[mel @melcatwat]

@xuafu The controversy part would b bigger than the bio

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is how it feels to be high at the mall walking by people

[mel @melcatwat]

Us: oh no, our human rights

Democrats: make sure you guys are voting!

[mel @melcatwat]

@cachaztrophe Weren’t you one of them

[ilsy @kiillsy]

need all da mean bitches 2 stop tryna b nurses n go apply at a DMV

[Gaia @gaialect]

the feminine urge to beat your ass

[🅱️en @NoCloutBen]

nobody:

my ceiling fan that’s been on high speed nonstop for 5 years:

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

taking shrooms at claire’s

[Zuva Seven @ZuvaSeven]

Day 2 on ADHD meds and I can’t believe I’ve been barebacking it through life for 25 years. It’s 3pm and I’ve almost done all my work for the day!!

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

A new study names Atlanta as the WORST city to live in on minimum wage.

People earning the minimum wage of $7.25 an hour in the city would need to work 177 hours a month - or slightly more than 22 days if you work eight hours a day - to afford a one-bedroom apartment.